This is one of two very short pieces inspired by bizarre, yet true news items. I'll post the other one in the next week or so.
Stealing
candy from a baby was breezy—he figured there’s probably no chore in pilfering
the brat's savings.
Two
important questions:
A
butcher gutting a piggy bank—unconscious desire?
If
Baby Mama only has $60, a cellphone, and some condoms worth burglarizing, where
the hell is a two-year-old acquiring $400?
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