This is one of two very short pieces inspired by bizarre, yet true news items. I'll post the other one in the next week or so.
Stealing candy from a baby was breezy—he figured there’s probably no chore in pilfering the brat's savings.
Two important questions:
A butcher gutting a piggy bank—unconscious desire?
If Baby Mama only has $60, a cellphone, and some condoms worth burglarizing, where the hell is a two-year-old acquiring $400?