Thursday, June 14, 2012

Untitled Short #4

Okay, so here's the other "true" short I promised to post. This one's arguably a little wackier than the first one.

In some Georgian cultures, shoving hash browns down one's pants makes for a more proficient soccer player. Greasy, chafing crotch burns are known for assisting in focusing on goals.
One hash brown=$1.06
One bail release=$1,500

The culprit's been banned from twelve UGA eateries for a year.

A masked blessing, perhaps?

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