Okay, so here's the other "true" short I promised to post. This one's arguably a little wackier than the first one.
In some Georgian cultures, shoving hash browns down one's pants makes for a more proficient soccer player. Greasy, chafing crotch burns are known for assisting in focusing on goals.
One hash brown=$1.06
One bail release=$1,500
The culprit's been banned from twelve UGA eateries for a year.
A masked blessing, perhaps?